1. twitter-gossip:

    This is one of our saddest finds so far…

    We adore @UnicornSyrup and were so happy for her successful tweet.  Although she never had a good tweet before or after this one, we all rejoiced for her success.

    Ugh.  It was done before by @scottmcgoldrick and she never said a thing. :(

    To be fair, @scottmcgoldrick’s whole timeline looks a bit suspicious and even though he has 10K followers, never has a popular tweet.

    We’re starting to think they both stole it.

    Know more than us?  Let us know!

    Pretty sure this is the original: http://favstar.fm/users/nsfwme/status/367229518479360 Nothing seems to come up in Google prior to that, anyway

    (via twittzgossipz-deactivated201306)

  2. thankstextbooks:

“Good day, perverts.”

    thankstextbooks:

    “Good day, perverts.”

  3. If Washington and Colorado get legal, recreational trees, the rest of us should too!
    I am sure the Supreme Court supports me on this.

  4. Every time a city floods I briefly wish we could flood all the cities and live in the trees, escape the concrete jungle, return to Eden. Then I remember I hate camping. Here’s to fighting off Mother Nature when she freaks out like this.

    Every time a city floods I briefly wish we could flood all the cities and live in the trees, escape the concrete jungle, return to Eden. Then I remember I hate camping. Here’s to fighting off Mother Nature when she freaks out like this.

  5. I agree. I think women are funnier than men in general, because they are more verbal. But men make the funniest facial expressions. So, yeah, you need some of both.

  6. "You sure you’re not somebody important?
    Some kind of dog lawyer or something?”

    "I ain’t passed the BARK,
    but I know Kibbles & Bits,
    so I won’t fall for that old ‘Who’s a good boy?’ shit…” 

    (99 Problems For Dogs)

  7. I am the one who says things about me about as a person! Not this! (Clicks Reblog)

    I am the one who says things about me about as a person! Not this! (Clicks Reblog)

    (Source: dcpierson)

  8. notmyvirginears:

ultimate mullet


The mullet, whitewashed jeans, tucked in t-shirt and grimy tote bag say 1988-1994. But that phone is 1999-2002 vintage. Maybe this guy just loves hideous objects from the recent past, and this is a current photo! How great would that be?

    notmyvirginears:

    ultimate mullet

    The mullet, whitewashed jeans, tucked in t-shirt and grimy tote bag say 1988-1994. But that phone is 1999-2002 vintage. Maybe this guy just loves hideous objects from the recent past, and this is a current photo! How great would that be?
  9. Twitternote: If you follow 2000 people, if you follow more people than follow you…I will not follow you back. We use Twitter in different ways, okay? That is all.

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"You know some naked dude made over $2 million doing this? Out of the house!"

"That is very extremely true."

-Ignignokt and Err
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